FAT SPIDER MAN?
This is what you can find in the news wire after the 4th of July celebrations:FROM LETTERMAN:
Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear From A Fat Spider-Man
10. "Got any talc? I'm chafing like a son-of-a-bitch in this thing"
9. "My spider-sense is tingling - - no, wait, I think it's a stroke"
8. "If I climb that wall, do you promise not to stare at my gigantic
ass?"
7. "Thank god the Superhero League dropped the physical fitness
requirements"
6. "I'm part spider, but I'm all man where it counts"
5. "Some bug bites me, next thing I know I'm a fat piece of crap"
4. "If you're in trouble, come find me at Pizza Hut"
3. "Hey, you see a fat Wonder Woman around here?"
2. "I'd gladly trade my superpowers for some self-control at the buffet"
1. "You didn't hear it from me, but Aquaman's gay"
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